Saturday, June 13, 2015

Too Damn Hot

I am in Washington, D.C., or at least the metro D.C. area, and I have to say it is too damn hot here. It is brutal. It is ungodly. This is probably why the politicians are at each other's throats all the time, or at least for more than half the year. If they moved the capital city to Maine, I bet the Democrats and Republicans would all get along a lot better.

It's just too hot. It fries your brains. That must be what happened to Hillary. And those pantsuits! They are really hot. How does she not put on a dress once in a while?
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