Thursday, August 7, 2014

The Ultimate Craigslist Ad

Wear Looking for you!

Are you looking to advance your career without going back to school? Here is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with leaders in the industry, learn tricks of the trade and increase your portfolio at the same time, even if you don't have a degree. Interested applicants should reply with a resume, one headshot and three writing samples, plus take our editing test, be familiar with The Oxford Standard Dictionary and The Chicago Manual of Style. Must be proficient at Word, PowerPoint, Excel, Photoshop, InDesign and all related software, have a Twitter account, be able to flip an omelet and understand the importance of social media.

Although this is currently an unpaid postion, qualified candidates will receive a byline, valid coupons for a free pizza once a month and a professional facial every so often. Once we get to where we think we are going, you will share in all profits. Specify area of expertise.

Only interested candidtaes need appky
PLEASE do not solicit other offers
No phone calls
Professional attire mandatory

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