Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Things to Do

The Basics
eat
sleep
move
talk
see
listen

The Frills
have a manicure
cut your toenails
read
sing
dance
make popcorn
ride a bike
haul out the trash
cut your hair
shave your head
remodel
polish the silverware
mow the lawn
grow a mustache
shave your beard
brush and floss
clean out the attic
make soup
pay bills
walk the dog
grow vegetables
ride a horse
plant flowers
go for a drive
make a Christmas list
cook dinner
slaughter animals (go hunting)
paint furniture
make art
sell art
plunder
rob a bank
plan a trip
fly a kite
rake leaves
go on a boat ride
play board games
vacuum
clean toilets
sweep the floor
invent something
play sports
waste time (watch TV, see a movie, go shopping)
bake
exercise
get pregnant and have a baby (this can take up to 20 years)
meditate
write
have sex
make music
visit the dead
run a marathon
care for your pets
take a shower
take a bath
soak in a hot tub
change the cat litter box
snow or water ski
clean out the refrigerator
create a masterpiece
have surgery
go to the bathroom
play ping pong
shave your legs (women)
drugs
rearrange the furniture
laundry
wash the car
the backstroke
raise chickens
watch the clouds
make egg salad






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